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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one. When you’re Chuck Norris, anything anything is equal to 1. Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen San Diego. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. Chuck Norris doesn’t throw up if he drinks too much. In the beginning there was nothing…then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said “Get a job”. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Chuck Norris” Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. If you Google search “Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked” you will generate zero results. Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because “The Sum of All Fears” is the name of Chuck Norris’ autobiography. Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Chuck Norris to live in the White House.